PROVERBS 3:5-6

Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways acknowledge Him, and He will make your paths STRAIGHT.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Position Available

Wanted some one to fill my position. Job description listed below:

President/CEO of Bennett Inc.

Duties include, but are not limited to:

1. Head of operations
2. Head of Accounting Dept.
3. Events Coordinator
4. Transportation director
5. Manager of House keeping
6. Laundry and dry cleaning services
7. Nursing
8. Mediator
9. Head Baker and Chef duties
10. Agriculture & Food Science Tech
11. Animal control/trainer/caretaker
12. Barber/hairstylist
13. Manager of Grounds keeping
14. Head of garbage disposal
15. Occasional carpentry work...Must know how to use screwdriver and hammer!!!
16. Computer Operator and programmer
17. Counseling services...psychologist and all others
18. Camera operator
19. Pharmacy Manager
20. Entertainment Manager...Must know how to work the TV, VCR, DVD, and cable box. I will train any willing learner on this, as I have tried to do so here in this house many times, but obviously I'm teaching monkeys, as the oldest male (45 years) is the hardest one to train. Every time he wants to sit and wants to sit and watch TV he will need training all over again on how to turn TV on, Cable box on and the stereo on.
Must be able to drop everything to attend to any and all of these services at a moments notice.
If interested in position please contact me immediately...
Note: the pay really stinks, the hours suck too, but sometimes the rewards are so darn priceless!!!!

Ps: For an added bonus the man of the house does scrub the jacuzzi tub and the toilets!

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