I got this in an email this morning and my stomach hurts so much from laughing and I almost peed in my pants I laughed so hard!!!!

Peek-a-boo

Lay off the Hamburger Helper and you won’t need the Depends

Ghetto C3PO

Simple, To the Point

TP tail.......

Is it still a tree house if it’s not technically in a tree? I think I’ll allow it.

Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do

Ma’am, your “she-wolf” can clearly breathe… now please put it away, it’s scaring everybody.

Don’t just look at it, embrace it. It’s so beautiful, I just want to touch it so I can become a better person.

That’s so weird. I was just asking myself “Hey, I wonder if that guy drinks too much or needs to store fuel to please his woman that he constantly has sex with?” Thanks for clearing that up for us all, it would have been awkward if i had to ask.

Are those ankle weights, half-socks or sweatbands? Does she think that if things are kind of the same color they can go together? Are see-through shorts only appropriate with shiny blue hats? I wish I knew how these things worked.

Gym teachers in the 70’s didn’t wear their shorts this tight and this high.
David, how long did you have to wait in that line?

How did this guy find my Osh Kosh B’gosh overalls from when I was 4?

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
It's all in fun people!! Please if it offends you, you don't have to read...but for gosh sakes, PLEASE people this is why they make mirrors...and they aren't that expensive!
So if you don't want to end up on someones blog on the world wide web...please go and get one.
I will make sure I use mine next time I step out to do the groceries!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As long as I keep geting e-mails like this I'll keep posting 'em...
